9/100: Dylan Saunders
Reading to children, and I come upon this. I died.
“The D stands for mah wiener.”
“Its so small…”
“ITS CAUSE YOU’RE A FUCKING ELF!”
A StarKid April Fools:
Dylan can’t sing
Darren is not talented
Joe is ugly
Brian is never sarcastic
Lauren is not funny. Ever.
Meredith never farts
Jaime is so mean to everyone
Joey sucks at life. Like whatta failure
If anyone ever says one of the above and it is NOT April fools, feel free to smack them. Happy April fools tumblr ;)
